Wednesday, October 27, 2010

What to bring to the Halloween Party

Vodka in a crystal skull bottle. Dan Akroyd makes this stuff. And it is filtered through diamonds. I'm going to venture out there and say it is better than that awful Indiana Jones 4 and the Crystal Skull bizness. BECAUSE IT'S VODKA. In a crystal skull bottle, and the vodka is filtered through diamonds.

Black toilet paper. Of course it is European. Why not? If you went tp-ing with this stuff nobody could deny your stylish mojo.

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